Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Another Priceless Quote
"I think I've made it pretty clear in an indirect and passive aggressive way that..."
I will not finish the sentence, but if you have lived in Japan long enough, you will know that this can apply to a variety of situations. Revealing the remainder of this sentence would reveal too much about my current life situation. Oh, the joys of living and working in Japan...
I will not finish the sentence, but if you have lived in Japan long enough, you will know that this can apply to a variety of situations. Revealing the remainder of this sentence would reveal too much about my current life situation. Oh, the joys of living and working in Japan...
Friday, January 28, 2011
Hisashiburi Blog!
Okay, hello there! It is Friday night here, and I am craving a little blogtime, so I thought I'd throw one out there.
Here are a few funny quotes that I have collected over the past several months:
A conversation between me and my husband -
A snippet of conversation between me and a friend -
"I will teach my dear husband that I am a fairy and not a maid!!!!"
A conversation overheard in Walmart, just before Xmas, in the toy section. We were standing in front of the very educational V-tech toys -
"I don't want to get him one of those toys. I mean, remember Josh? He had all kinds of those toys, and look at him now. He's a genius. I don't want my Colby to be like that."
A conversation between me and my colleagues -
"I don't know where everyone went, but it seems they all went off somewhere with that smelly woman."
"That woman has a name! It's ... something."
Here are a few funny quotes that I have collected over the past several months:
A conversation between me and my husband -
Him: "I think about death at least once a day."
Me: "Death? You should be thinking about sex nine million times a day instead!"
A snippet of conversation between me and a friend -
"I will teach my dear husband that I am a fairy and not a maid!!!!"
A conversation overheard in Walmart, just before Xmas, in the toy section. We were standing in front of the very educational V-tech toys -
"I don't want to get him one of those toys. I mean, remember Josh? He had all kinds of those toys, and look at him now. He's a genius. I don't want my Colby to be like that."
A conversation between me and my colleagues -
"I don't know where everyone went, but it seems they all went off somewhere with that smelly woman."
"That woman has a name! It's ... something."
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